[2003-02-26 09:05:52] |
<The_PZA> i dont rent movies
<The_PZA> cuz i did the math, and i think it makes more sence to buy shit <qed> can you do the english and spell sense correctly next time |
[2003-02-24 22:04:12] | <fukkfukk> MY GREETINGS SHOULD INCLUDE OPEN MOUTHS RATHER THAN WARM SMILES |
[2003-02-23 19:13:12] |
<pea> we don't have any sour cream so i'mg oing to use ranch dressing
<boss_g> noooooooooooo <boss_g> but its not the sameeeeeeeeeee <pea> no?! <pea> oh <pea> thats ok <pea> cause i'm not really pea * pea unzips <pea> i'm the osmonds |
[2003-02-23 01:03:46] |
<Zulfikar> J00 NUTSAQ FAGASS PONYDICKJUICE FUQOR COCKFIGHTIN TAQ NAQ (SHEEET!)
<fredbob> word. *** Signoff: qed (one fingertip too long) <chibiangi> what is a taq naq? <fredbob> excellent question <fredbob> zulfikar the shaolin master will now explain: <Zulfikar> DAMN RIGHT ITS LIKE WHEN YOUR PONYASSNUGGETJUICE GETS INTO YER MOUHZ BLAQSAQATTAQ AND FUXORS GIFJUICE YOUR CLITSAQ |
[2003-02-21 10:01:46] |
<fredbob> i need a hug
<fredbob> preferably with some groping included <zo-ko> here's a papercut instead |
[2003-02-20 08:37:22] | <peeptom> we dressed like gays everyone... |
[2003-02-20 00:36:24] |
<[8]> CLAMATO?
<vial> mmm <qed> the corndog stand will be up and operational by summer's end *** vial was kicked by qed (never do that again) *** vial (fucklmbot@ACBFFAD8.ipt.aol.com) has joined #bungle.fever <qed> ok fbob that was your cue <fredbob> yup <fredbob> goodnight *** fredbob (mikel@discorporated.net) has left #bungle.fever <qed> ok someone else leave so his nick doesn't touch mine on my way out *** vial (fucklmbot@ACBFFAD8.ipt.aol.com) has left #bungle.fever *** qed (kblue@63.93.75.42) Quit (nothing doing something twisting) *** [8] (~fuckyouef@dnvr-dsl-gw36-poolb121.dnvr.uswest.net) Quit (Leaving) *** fredbob (mikel@discorporated.net) has joined #bungle.fever <fredbob> there we go |
[2003-02-18 19:21:33] |
<The_PZA> then your not really racist
<The_PZA> just smart |
[2003-02-18 11:17:35] |
<nordac> I got a raise
<pea> pervert |
[2003-02-16 17:33:50] |
<meatfukk> SOMEONE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME PLZ THX PLZ THX
* qed (kblue@63.93.75.64) has joined #bungle.fever <meatfukk> THANK YOU LORD |
[2003-02-14 00:59:55] |
<nordac> I ate at Popeyes tonight before the virgil shaw massacre
<qed> which makes me a bit disappointed that i'm off to bed now. FARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW *** Part: qed (kblue@63.93.75.47) |
[2003-02-13 16:47:31] |
<ooof> bill cosby steals my hash and bong
<MrKocol> CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH BRIDGES <fredbob> COSBY, BILLS AND NASH BRIDGES <fredbob> oh. <B00daW> FREDBOB, KILLED AND ASS BITCHES. <fredbob> FRED B00DAW, KICKED LATTER BY FORMER * B00daW was kicked by fredbob ( bye ) |
[2003-02-13 14:09:04] |
<qed> you've just carved a whole new niche of uselessness for yourself
*** qed has been kicked off channel #bungle.fever by qed (qed) |
[2003-02-11 17:17:45] | * qed (~hubris@adsl-63-206-23-222.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) Quit (PAUL WESTERNBURGER) |
[2003-02-11 14:37:26] |
<nordax> a small victory
<qed> THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS SMALL VICTORIES ONLY SMALL ANUSES (SMALLER THE BETTAR IMO) * nordax covers his ass * nordax keeps his mouth shut as well <qed> MY COCK IS LIKE THE HAWK TO THE CHICKEN OF YOUR ANUS <nordax> BE ASS ACESSIVE |
[2003-02-09 11:04:10] |
<Bolero9> Well that's all from me for a while. I talk to ya later friends. Keep the channel alive.
*** Bolero9 (Sound@12.81.121.220) Quit ('Headlines read-BAY BOY BOOGIE GOES KOSHER AND PIOUS') |
[2003-02-08 17:57:07] |
<The_PZA> <---- totally anal about squid shit
<fredbob> fag <MrKocol> Are you implying that it's good for insertion? |
[2003-02-08 16:18:15] | <peeptom> mmmmm.. :D american love macaroni and cheese or what?? |
[2003-02-07 19:28:13] |
<nordaxe> http://home.attbi.com/~useme2suck/
<nordaxe> k.. time for long bike ride |
[2003-02-07 18:07:40] |
<nordaxe> mmm death
<boss_g> mmm dead pig anus <meatfukk> mmm fags * boss_g coughs <meatfukk> I MEAN UH... STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL MEN |
[2003-02-07 16:16:45] |
<mgrrl> nope....i enjoy eating meat frequently
<_fredbob> *big gay wink* <mgrrl> i was waiting for that <_fredbob> i bet <qed> PUT IT BACK IN THE CAGE FBOB <_fredbob> and throw out the qee? <nordaxe> it's good to see fredbob's meat out <mgrrl> which part? |
[2003-02-06 12:17:02] |
<fredbob> what ever happened to the not getting drunk any more thing?
<nordac> I wasn't getting any action <fredbob> ha <fredbob> and now you are? <nordac> more then ever <nordac> which is nothing <fredbob> are you going to stay sane? <fredbob> i don't know about this drinking +girls +nordac thing <nordac> the less you know the better <fredbob> ha <fredbob> :( <nordac> there is something definately wrong with me |
[2003-02-05 10:09:21] |
<ooof> yes my penis' ingrediants consists of partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue and mechanically seperated chicken and beef tripe
<qed> i'why would they need to separate chicken tripe from beef tripe. they don't occur together in nature do they? (world view spiralling spiralling, receding into distance, disappearing. i cry.) |
[2003-02-05 10:07:03] | <nordac> \m/ornings |
[2003-02-05 10:06:29] |
<mgrrl> potted plants are always fun....
<mgrrl> HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI <ooof> THATS BETTAR <ooof> hi <qed> no it is POTTED BEEF and POT PLANTS do not confuse the two. this is, in short, how millions of jews were exterminated during ww2 |
[2003-02-05 09:46:17] |
<The_PZA> <--- lunch break
* qed (~hubris@adsl-63-206-23-222.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has joined #bungle.fever <The_PZA> ham + white bread + mustard + dill pickle + dorritos = good shit <qed> that's called the white trash delight |
[2003-02-04 08:45:29] | <B00daW> when i'm not exactly fresh it's like a chicken noodle soup smell. |
[2003-02-04 05:30:32] |
[08:27 AM] * Now talking in #livejournal
[08:27 AM] * Joins: fuzuoko (fuzuoko@pD903E0B3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) [08:28 AM] <fuzuoko> IDIOTS [08:28 AM] * Parts: fuzuoko (fuzuoko@pD903E0B3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) |
[2003-02-03 22:45:13] | <fredbob> i injured self trying to put my pants on |
[2003-02-02 15:05:58] |
<The_PZA> hi bolero
<Bolero9> Hi Pat |
[2003-02-01 17:31:41] |
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<B00daW> shut up before you say something <B00daW> thanks <B00daW> anybody recently experiment with musical stuff? <B00daW> looking for a good program to record multiple tracks. * boss_g sets mode: +o meatfukk <B00daW> i'll ask pza later * B00daW has left #bungle.fever |
[2003-01-27 04:32:02] |
* Joins: bunglejam (~www@pc1-oxfd1-5-cust80.oxfd.cable.ntl.com)
<bunglejam> Scar tissue that I wish you saw * Quits: bunglejam (~www@pc1-oxfd1-5-cust80.oxfd.cable.ntl.com) (Leaving) |
[2003-01-20 20:50:13] |
<H|rophant> If we are all gods children, what makes jesus so special?
<g4rfi3ld> deep, man. <qed> i think he had six toes on one foot??? <H|rophant> polydactyl! <qed> IS THAT NOT FINGERS SUH OR WORKS FOR TOES ALSO * H|rophant is hoping it just refers to digits <qed> POLYDICKTYL!!!!!!!!!!!! <AZP_ehT> i know a kid who has webbed feet <qed> POLYDICKLIKTYL (I MISS MY FRIENDS) <H|rophant> no theres a mutation <qed> you have a webbed face <AZP_ehT> i wish! <qed> NO YOU REALLY DO WHAT'D YOU THINK YOUR MOM THREW THAT BAG OVER YOUR HEAD FOR COMFORT???? |
[2003-01-20 20:48:44] |
<qed> demons stew your socks for soup stock and feed their demon children to grow up into respectable foul little disease spreading fuckknockers
<qed> MISSISSIPPI GODDAMN <nordac> I need whatever medication qed is on |
[2003-01-19 19:39:37] |
<The_PZA> iver heard pecan pie is tits, but sadly i havent had any :(
<qed> neither have you any basis for comparison |
[2003-01-17 23:29:45] | <fredbob> it's probably some retard from the ipecac bbs |
[2003-01-17 00:56:02] | <H|rophant> my herpes varieties are combining into one super strain |
[2003-01-16 23:15:29] |
<meatfukk> AOLS?!!?
<Zulfikar> MOE LESTER? IS THAT J00? |
[2003-01-14 13:33:07] | <nordac> i am so ready to whip my cock out at work |
[2003-01-14 00:48:39] |
<_oeuf> editing some files
<_oeuf> "chillin" as they say <qed> EDITING FLIES WHY <_oeuf> wav files <_oeuf> MUSIC <[8]> FLIES IN THE BUTTERMILK, WAVE FLIES WAVE <qed> YOU WILL ATTRACT MORE FLIES WITH HONEY BUT REALLY WHO WANTS TO ATTRACT FLIES (AND ANYWAY AREN'T THEY MOST PARTIAL TO SHIT) <[8]> ALL OF MY SHITS ARE PARTIAL! <[8]> THUS THE OPTIMISM! <qed> MY APOLOGIES TO YOUR PLUMBER |
[2003-01-13 00:12:31] |
<fredbob> i just popped like 15 joints in my neck
<fredbob> should that even be possible? <Ginger> you're supposed to smoke them fred |
[2003-01-10 11:29:44] |
<nordac> this new les claypool is pretty rad
<nordac> a lot of residents influence <davenport> Which one is that? <nordac> Purple Onion <g4rfi3ld> yuch <nordac> I dunno if it's new <g4rfi3ld> i can't stand les claypool anymore. <nordac> i used to hate him as well <nordac> ok.. i reverse my statement <nordac> this album is totally getting on my nerves |
[2003-01-09 20:35:38] |
<qed> last i heard cire weren't fuckin no one
<GURT> i heard cire could use a good fuck though <qed> it's so awful when ugly people orgasm <qed> why isn't jesus doing something about that |
[2003-01-09 20:09:05] |
<ichirou> are you on drugs?
<Amoral> no i dont call them drugs |
[2003-01-05 20:04:23] |
<AZP_ehT> ok, sleep time
<AZP_ehT> bye, loosers |
[2003-01-01 21:35:15] |
<AZP_ehT> f that shit
<pants> f that shit to h! |
[2003-01-01 20:46:16] |
<pants> <-- QUEER HATING, COCK LOVING, TWAT EATING, QUEER
<pants> that means I'm gay <AZP_ehT> way to state the obvious <pegasus> erm <pegasus> come in <pegasus> that would be worse * AZP_ehT slaps pegasus around a bit with the corpse of the last person who contradicted me <pegasus> hrm. <pegasus> i'm not contradicting <pegasus> i'm just saying that cute guys coming IN your mouth would be even worse <pants> SHUT UP * AZP_ehT slaps pegasus around a bit with the corpse of the last person who didnt contradict me <pegasus> pants: wanna fuck? * pegasus guy, by the way <pants> What part of "I'm gay" do guys not understand? * pegasus not confused, strangely <pants> OKAY LETS FUCK! |
[2002-12-31 09:24:19] |
<H|rophant> and hear i though someone was actually making a bugle reference in this channel
<H|rophant> here even <H|rophant> thought even <pea> a what? <H|rophant> bungle even <pea> huh <pea> who <H|rophant> jesus christ <H|rophant> you pea <pea> me what |
[2002-12-29 13:56:07] |
<qed> SHE DID NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE WAS TWENTY BECAUSE OF HGUALGHALGUAGHAL
<MrKocol> I DID NOT SPEAK UNTIL AFTER THE DAVID CROSS LIVE ALBUM BECAUSE OF LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH |
[2002-12-27 14:39:04] |
<AZP_ehT> anyone want to see a picture of my cat?
<H|rophant> by cat you mean your dick right? |