<The_PZA> i dont rent movies
<The_PZA> cuz i did the math, and i think it makes more sence to buy shit
<qed> can you do the english and spell sense correctly next time
|[2003-02-24 22:04:12]||<fukkfukk> MY GREETINGS SHOULD INCLUDE OPEN MOUTHS RATHER THAN WARM SMILES|
<pea> we don't have any sour cream so i'mg oing to use ranch dressing
<boss_g> but its not the sameeeeeeeeeee
<pea> thats ok
<pea> cause i'm not really pea
* pea unzips
<pea> i'm the osmonds
<Zulfikar> J00 NUTSAQ FAGASS PONYDICKJUICE FUQOR COCKFIGHTIN TAQ NAQ (SHEEET!)
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<chibiangi> what is a taq naq?
<fredbob> excellent question
<fredbob> zulfikar the shaolin master will now explain:
<Zulfikar> DAMN RIGHT ITS LIKE WHEN YOUR PONYASSNUGGETJUICE GETS INTO YER MOUHZ BLAQSAQATTAQ AND FUXORS GIFJUICE YOUR CLITSAQ
<fredbob> i need a hug
<fredbob> preferably with some groping included
<zo-ko> here's a papercut instead
|[2003-02-20 08:37:22]||<peeptom> we dressed like gays everyone...|
<qed> the corndog stand will be up and operational by summer's end
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<qed> ok fbob that was your cue
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<qed> ok someone else leave so his nick doesn't touch mine on my way out
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<fredbob> there we go
<The_PZA> then your not really racist
<The_PZA> just smart
<nordac> I got a raise
<meatfukk> SOMEONE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME PLZ THX PLZ THX
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<meatfukk> THANK YOU LORD
<nordac> I ate at Popeyes tonight before the virgil shaw massacre
<qed> which makes me a bit disappointed that i'm off to bed now. FARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW
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<ooof> bill cosby steals my hash and bong
<MrKocol> CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH BRIDGES
<fredbob> COSBY, BILLS AND NASH BRIDGES
<B00daW> FREDBOB, KILLED AND ASS BITCHES.
<fredbob> FRED B00DAW, KICKED LATTER BY FORMER
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<qed> you've just carved a whole new niche of uselessness for yourself
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|[2003-02-11 17:17:45]||* qed (~email@example.com) Quit (PAUL WESTERNBURGER)|
<nordax> a small victory
<qed> THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS SMALL VICTORIES ONLY SMALL ANUSES (SMALLER THE BETTAR IMO)
* nordax covers his ass
* nordax keeps his mouth shut as well
<qed> MY COCK IS LIKE THE HAWK TO THE CHICKEN OF YOUR ANUS
<nordax> BE ASS ACESSIVE
<Bolero9> Well that's all from me for a while. I talk to ya later friends. Keep the channel alive.
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<The_PZA> <---- totally anal about squid shit
<MrKocol> Are you implying that it's good for insertion?
|[2003-02-08 16:18:15]||<peeptom> mmmmm.. :D american love macaroni and cheese or what??|
<nordaxe> k.. time for long bike ride
<nordaxe> mmm death
<boss_g> mmm dead pig anus
<meatfukk> mmm fags
* boss_g coughs
<meatfukk> I MEAN UH... STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL MEN
<mgrrl> nope....i enjoy eating meat frequently
<_fredbob> *big gay wink*
<mgrrl> i was waiting for that
<_fredbob> i bet
<qed> PUT IT BACK IN THE CAGE FBOB
<_fredbob> and throw out the qee?
<nordaxe> it's good to see fredbob's meat out
<mgrrl> which part?
<fredbob> what ever happened to the not getting drunk any more thing?
<nordac> I wasn't getting any action
<fredbob> and now you are?
<nordac> more then ever
<nordac> which is nothing
<fredbob> are you going to stay sane?
<fredbob> i don't know about this drinking +girls +nordac thing
<nordac> the less you know the better
<nordac> there is something definately wrong with me
<ooof> yes my penis' ingrediants consists of partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue and mechanically seperated chicken and beef tripe
<qed> i'why would they need to separate chicken tripe from beef tripe. they don't occur together in nature do they? (world view spiralling spiralling, receding into distance, disappearing. i cry.)
|[2003-02-05 10:07:03]||<nordac> \m/ornings|
<mgrrl> potted plants are always fun....
<ooof> THATS BETTAR
<qed> no it is POTTED BEEF and POT PLANTS do not confuse the two. this is, in short, how millions of jews were exterminated during ww2
<The_PZA> <--- lunch break
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<The_PZA> ham + white bread + mustard + dill pickle + dorritos = good shit
<qed> that's called the white trash delight
|[2003-02-04 08:45:29]||<B00daW> when i'm not exactly fresh it's like a chicken noodle soup smell.|
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[08:28 AM] <fuzuoko> IDIOTS
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|[2003-02-03 22:45:13]||<fredbob> i injured self trying to put my pants on|
<The_PZA> hi bolero
<Bolero9> Hi Pat
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<B00daW> shut up before you say something
<B00daW> anybody recently experiment with musical stuff?
<B00daW> looking for a good program to record multiple tracks.
* boss_g sets mode: +o meatfukk
<B00daW> i'll ask pza later
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<bunglejam> Scar tissue that I wish you saw
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<H|rophant> If we are all gods children, what makes jesus so special?
<g4rfi3ld> deep, man.
<qed> i think he had six toes on one foot???
<qed> IS THAT NOT FINGERS SUH OR WORKS FOR TOES ALSO
* H|rophant is hoping it just refers to digits
<AZP_ehT> i know a kid who has webbed feet
<qed> POLYDICKLIKTYL (I MISS MY FRIENDS)
<H|rophant> no theres a mutation
<qed> you have a webbed face
<AZP_ehT> i wish!
<qed> NO YOU REALLY DO WHAT'D YOU THINK YOUR MOM THREW THAT BAG OVER YOUR HEAD FOR COMFORT????
<qed> demons stew your socks for soup stock and feed their demon children to grow up into respectable foul little disease spreading fuckknockers
<qed> MISSISSIPPI GODDAMN
<nordac> I need whatever medication qed is on
<The_PZA> iver heard pecan pie is tits, but sadly i havent had any :(
<qed> neither have you any basis for comparison
|[2003-01-17 23:29:45]||<fredbob> it's probably some retard from the ipecac bbs|
|[2003-01-17 00:56:02]||<H|rophant> my herpes varieties are combining into one super strain|
<Zulfikar> MOE LESTER? IS THAT J00?
|[2003-01-14 13:33:07]||<nordac> i am so ready to whip my cock out at work|
<_oeuf> editing some files
<_oeuf> "chillin" as they say
<qed> EDITING FLIES WHY
<_oeuf> wav files
<> FLIES IN THE BUTTERMILK, WAVE FLIES WAVE
<qed> YOU WILL ATTRACT MORE FLIES WITH HONEY BUT REALLY WHO WANTS TO ATTRACT FLIES (AND ANYWAY AREN'T THEY MOST PARTIAL TO SHIT)
<> ALL OF MY SHITS ARE PARTIAL!
<> THUS THE OPTIMISM!
<qed> MY APOLOGIES TO YOUR PLUMBER
<fredbob> i just popped like 15 joints in my neck
<fredbob> should that even be possible?
<Ginger> you're supposed to smoke them fred
<nordac> this new les claypool is pretty rad
<nordac> a lot of residents influence
<davenport> Which one is that?
<nordac> Purple Onion
<nordac> I dunno if it's new
<g4rfi3ld> i can't stand les claypool anymore.
<nordac> i used to hate him as well
<nordac> ok.. i reverse my statement
<nordac> this album is totally getting on my nerves
<qed> last i heard cire weren't fuckin no one
<GURT> i heard cire could use a good fuck though
<qed> it's so awful when ugly people orgasm
<qed> why isn't jesus doing something about that
<ichirou> are you on drugs?
<Amoral> no i dont call them drugs
<AZP_ehT> ok, sleep time
<AZP_ehT> bye, loosers
<AZP_ehT> f that shit
<pants> f that shit to h!
<pants> <-- QUEER HATING, COCK LOVING, TWAT EATING, QUEER
<pants> that means I'm gay
<AZP_ehT> way to state the obvious
<pegasus> come in
<pegasus> that would be worse
* AZP_ehT slaps pegasus around a bit with the corpse of the last person who contradicted me
<pegasus> i'm not contradicting
<pegasus> i'm just saying that cute guys coming IN your mouth would be even worse
<pants> SHUT UP
* AZP_ehT slaps pegasus around a bit with the corpse of the last person who didnt contradict me
<pegasus> pants: wanna fuck?
* pegasus guy, by the way
<pants> What part of "I'm gay" do guys not understand?
* pegasus not confused, strangely
<pants> OKAY LETS FUCK!
<H|rophant> and hear i though someone was actually making a bugle reference in this channel
<H|rophant> here even
<H|rophant> thought even
<pea> a what?
<H|rophant> bungle even
<H|rophant> jesus christ
<H|rophant> you pea
<pea> me what
<qed> SHE DID NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE WAS TWENTY BECAUSE OF HGUALGHALGUAGHAL
<MrKocol> I DID NOT SPEAK UNTIL AFTER THE DAVID CROSS LIVE ALBUM BECAUSE OF LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH
<AZP_ehT> anyone want to see a picture of my cat?
<H|rophant> by cat you mean your dick right?