|[2002-12-24 01:18:53]||<fredbob> something is real bad wrong in my pants|
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<AZP_ehT> R U REELY MIKE PATTEN?
<mike_patt> i'm just a fan
<mike_patt> a big fan
<AZP_ehT> big as in large?
<AZP_ehT> like, overweight?
<AZP_ehT> or big as in, you REALLY dig that shit?
<mike_patt> fuck you
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<peeptom> I would write a book about you..
<peeptom> If you would let me..
<qed> :DDDDDDDDD WILL IT BE CALLED I POOED AT THE BEACH
<ichirou> aren't you a dyke?
<lucky> I prefer to be called a stupid gay fag
<H|rophant> imagine being a known felon at age 9
<H|rophant> and than you'll know what my life was like :/
<lodger[a]> she just gave you the finger!
<qed> WHICH ONE
<meatfukk> THUMBS UP
<qed> THERE ARE SO MANY AYUYAF(A(TU#WU#%*_( D:
<The_PZA> i think bolero wants to see some manhandle
<lodger[a]> manhandle? er.. maybe later in bed with my lady.
<> "I think my friend wants to see your cock" - classic
<Cynic1> On bungl3f3ver.c0m it sayz musical influ3nc3s r death metal, anyone know which death bands?
<Cynic1> g0tta g0, wind0w$ bum pumps and is eternally gay, and d3bian r0x. if it l1nux, it ain't sheet
<Sinflower> Is everyone's capslock stuck? Jesus fucking christ.
<qed> IT IS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE HARD OF HEARING
|[2002-12-09 00:23:53]||<qed> I AM NOT GAY EITHER I SIMPLY ACCEPT COCK IN MY MOUTH AND ASS BECAUSE I AM AN ARTIST|
|[2002-12-09 00:23:43]||<qed> I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR RAPE WHISTLE AND FUCK YOU WITH IT|
|[2002-12-08 02:44:04]||* fredbob stencils his prehensile utensil in pencil|
<> World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin has admitted to hitting his wife in an Texas court.
<> he should wait until they're outside of the courthouse to hit her
<H|rophant> I thought he was a country singer
<D5ounD> nobodie ever answers straight :D EVER!
<H|rophant> thats cuz we are all queer
<mersey> having come to an extremely gay channel
<AZP_ehT> nobody answers straight cuz no one is straight
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<Zulfikar> GO RIGHT AHEAD CLITSAQLIQU0R
<Bolero> aol ANOTHER OFFENSIVE LINGUA FRANCA
<Zulfikar> DAT KICKSAQ ECK BOOME PROOOMISZEDCLIT UZ NIUDEALITIES AGAIN
<Bolero> IT"S ABOUT GETTING READY WHEN YOU IS
<Bolero> AND i AM NOT
<Bolero> Tell that to yer fuzzface mechanic, Zulfarter!
<> can I get you a drink?
<> singapore sling, perhaps?
* Bolero away
<pea> my mom has this candle that smells like blueberry vagina
<pea> i dont want to tell her
<pea> i'm just hoping it burns out soon
<pea> i got a new vibrator
<pea> its pink with little balls in it
<pea> and a cat attached to it
<pea> and the head rotates
<frej2a> hey my son turned 10!
<frej2a> we all went shopping with him with his bday money heheheheh
<frej2a> "NO!" we said
<frej2a> don't buy a game
<frej2a> BUY A TENT
<frej2a> and godamn we bought a TENT
<frej2a> put it together LOL
<frej2a> it was so funny
<frej2a> SEAN comes from scouthood
<frej2a> could he erect a tent!?
<frej2a> i THINK NOT
<frej2a> maybe the tent was erected BACK TO FRONT LOL
<frej2a> and there was a strong breeze
<frej2a> go FIGURE
<frej2a> it looked like a blob in the end
<frej2a> strong but hey nm the FORM
<frej2a> we decided in the end maybe FREJA
<frej2a> with the dumb idea of DIGGING it in at first may have been strangely right
<frej2a> i remember quoting a certain bungler on the percentage of ppl who actually listen to me ! lol directed to JAMES
<frej2a> you think you Mother talks shit eh? :D
<frej2a> thing is
<frej2a> THEY ERECTED IT
<frej2a> not me so
<frej2a> i just enjoyed watching the learning curve
<frej2a> i thought they might have blown way
<frej2a> it was all very entertaining
<frej2a> but still i can't do thse cool knots
<frej2a> yu shut up when you see a cool knot
<frej2a> they are back!
<frej2a> i'm the only woman about
<frej2a> but can the men be settled?
<frej2a> hafto come back
<frej2a> Heather I hate the way you like me but then turn on me like a foe!
<frej2a> it irks me
<frej2a> AWWW godan i GIVE UP!
<frej2a> I love you and fredB anyway as you know - BUGGAR THAT
* frej2a (fr6@CWPP-p-203-54-206-218.prem.tmns.net.au) Quit (i SSX AMERICA)
|[2002-11-21 21:11:07]||<nynex> i was gonna tell the NSA about the bomb we were gonna build to blow those buildings up, but that columbian arms merchant/drug smuggler/industrial spy called me on the encrypted line, to tell me that the shipment of plutonium and crack had arrived in your mom's ass|
<fredbob> ga i skogen javlige jeg har faen ass
<Fogbob> fredbob: nice un
<Fogbob> go in the woods fuckin i have damn ass
<AZP_ehT> you misspelled 'gayness'
<pea> i think i spell it right: AZP_ehT
* azP_ehT is now known as `Imp
* `Imp puts the 'imp' in 'pimp'
<CaptainA> oh god
<pea> you also put the imp in gimp
<fuzuoko> and simp
<`Imp> and wimp!
<`Imp> i mean, no i dont!
<pea> you put the imp in dumb fucking idiot
<Platypus7> where are u guys from?
<cire> shut the fuck up wanker
<pea> yean wanker!
<pea> yeah wanker!
<Platypus7> wellthis ASSHOLE isfrom england maybe?
<cire> yah that's right i'm gonna fucking drive this lorry up your ass then fuck your mom in a pram while getting my FUCKING TEA ON ALRIGHT
* Bolero stirs clear of Yahoo! Adult Chat or was it Excite Adult Chat
* H|rophant stirs the shit up in the adult chat
<Bolero> I wouldn't stir it too much causing an invitation via plane ride to San Diego/La Jolla
<H|rophant> fly me to the poonani!
<Bolero> Land me in the poonani
<H|rophant> some poonani has a landing strip
<Bolero> Land on the dirt road or rest a while in the hanger
<Bolero> Granted the airport is directing flights that way!
<H|rophant> Puntang Airlines
<H|rophant> fly me to lunch
<Bolero> the only way to fly!
*** H|rophant is now known as H|rolunch
* Bolero takes a short ride a hopperif you will, a shuttle to the kitchen
*** Signoff: Mikavelli
<iays> MUCH TURBULENCE DETECTED OVER CERTAIN REGIONS OF POONANI
<iays> APPROACH WITH CAUTION
* iays BARF BAG
<Bolero> TOWER, I'LL REDIRECT THE PLANE IN TO THE SAFE/SANER LANDING AREA
* Bolero gently lands it 'in there'
<Bolero> THIS RIDE CAN HANDLE ANY TURB CAUSED BY TRAPPED POCKETS OF AIR
* Bolero stays clear of that wind tunnel.....a testing ground for other
* Bolero shares a lil flavor(as it was passed to me) http://www.epitonic.com/artists/euphone.html
<GodKill> semen tastes funny :/
<Senor> what's it made of?
<Senor> opps never mind
* eA_hZ_TP thinks its pointless to have a law on the books if its not enforced
<eA_hZ_TP> i think it should be legal for cops to bust into a rave, and just shoot everyone
<eA_hZ_TP> especialy the DJ
<CaptainA> i think it should be legal for me to takeover your dwelling and squat there locking you out
<eA_hZ_TP> i think it should be illegal for you to talk
<CaptainA> cause ya know i just want your house THAT bad
<CaptainA> i think you should shut the fuck up
<CaptainA> or become and later bo
<CaptainA> i think it should be illegal for me to speak now
<CaptainA> grosh = debates, warms or dryness, does one wear a rain jacket and be cold, or a jacket and get wet
* The_PZA furcoat, no clothes, underwear, brandishing knives
<luz> <Bolero> +surrounded by a hooker; crack; covered in bodily fluids is a horrible accident
<luz> sounds like a dream come true to me
<Bolero> next time I'm LA.....*WTF am I thinking*
<Bolero> <luz> <Bolero> +surrounded by a hooker; crack; covered in bodily fluids is a horrible accident
<Bolero> <luz> sounds like a dream come true to me
<Bolero> <bolero> WHY THE FUNK DID I RESPOND TO THIS NOW AND IN THIS WAY?
* Bolero wonders on to the DECK-PEAK VST
* Bolero sees naked luvebugs
<caleforno> WHO ARE YOU SMD?
<ichirou> Super Mario Daughter!
<AnusBot> i kind of like pepsi
<AnusBot> i like it more than cocke
|[2002-10-23 15:57:52]||* MrKocol I C A N N O T B E G I N T O E X P L A I N H O W M U C H Y O U R F A T R O L L S A R E T U R N I N G M E O N ( O K A Y I T ' S R E A L L Y T H E S P A C E B E T W E E N T H E R O L L S T H A T ' S G O T M E A L L H O T A N D B O T H E R E D )|
|[2002-10-22 23:20:50]||<cire> can someone explain to me how there can be any good or justice in the world if morrissey's still doing shows/touring|
|[2002-10-21 07:57:56]||<frej2a> you are APARTHEID|
<meatfukk> RevoltTra, I do anal.
<RevoltTra> oh yeah? why don't ya come down here and we'll see..
<meatfukk> Down there? Excuse me sir, there is up from here.
<meatfukk> Nerdie! Joy! A name!
<Zulfikar> HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! YOU ARE FUNNY IRC PEOPLE
|[2002-10-18 13:00:47]||<B00daW> the only cock id suck is mine and i haven't gotten to that point yet.|
<meatfukk> Haha Elise, you aer teh funneys! ASL NOW PLZ!
|[2002-10-17 14:59:39]||<MrKocol> If I had to sit anywhere for three hours it had better be in a hot tub being fed grapes by a naked Wayne Knight.|
|[2002-10-17 13:39:36]||<nordac> oh shit.. sorry. I had a accident|
<nordac> I just let out a peach smoothy fart
<Mrphrtq> There were swords and some guy peed.
<Mrphrtq> That's movie enough for me!
* peeptom op(en) me :O ......?
<cire> how about we ignore you then kick you later on in the morning
<cire> how's that sound
* peeptom :O
<H|rophant> i need a secretary
<pea> its what i do best!
<H|rophant> well than i have many positions for you
<pea> will i be working under the desk
<pea> er getting paid
<pea> under the table
<pea> we're horrible people
<pea> i drank milk today and my anus is gurgling
<cire> in the end it's what the girls mind that matters
<cire> wow fbob would've had a field day with that sentence
|[2002-10-12 22:40:35]||<Zulfikar> SUM KID PISSED ALL OVER IN THE WALMART I USED TO WORK AT AND OF COURSE OUT OF 80 FUXN PPL THEY CALLED ME TO MOP IT UP BUT THAT WUZ KEWL CUZ IT GOT ME CLOSER TO THE CANDY AISLE SO I GOTS ME SUM FREE LUNCH|
<fredbob> my urge to unrinate is overwhelmingly strong currently
<fredbob> i might need to do something about it
<fredbob> urinate too.
<Interiour> an overwelmingly strong current?
<fredbob> it may soon be
<fredbob> i'll have to make sure to steer clear of the electric fence
<peeptom> where is my good friend Stubb??
<peeptom> I can`t forget what he did for me last time I was in here..
* peeptom he gave me a op
<Porkphoot> that stubb is a nice guy
<peeptom> yeah, he sure is!
<Betty^> pan-pelvic arrhythmiatic perspiration jig
<Betty^> O_O 4 new words today
|[2002-10-07 22:58:04]||<cire> dear god, please kill all the morons and idiots while i'm asleep. thanks for oral sex and mayonnaise. love, cire|
<azP_ehT> they are WAY too over the top for my tastes
<H|rophant> yeah you are way under the top pza